Stop spamming our website

If you're only seeing this page when you're logged in it is because we have flagged your account. Should the reason not be obvious it is likely due to the fact that you've attempted to make purchases with credit cards from another country than where you actually are... We sometimes chuckle at the random names you come up with (like every first name you can think of to go along with the last name of Smith). But, we won't process orders flagged as suspicious. STOP trying to shop on our website. To quote a famous YouTube star, "Ain't nobody got time for that!"

In the rare instance you found yourself on this page, we hope you found it comical. If you are legitimate and want to place an order, you can call us at 267-580-2600.